99c SALE: Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 1-3
It's my birthday - so why not celebrate with my biggest sale yet?
Greetings, my wicked darlings!
Well, another year, and what is that I hear? The ticking clock of life continuing on its inexorable course towards final damnation.
Morbid? Nonsense. After all, the central heating is free in Hell and the entertainment? Well, I am sure a deviant like me will fit right in. You know, I think I have just the right outfit for it, too.
And I get to share my birthday with horror legends: Christopher Lee and Vincent Price! I would complete the set with Peter Cushing, but he had the temerity to emerge from the womb a day early.
Many thanks to my friends for arranging such a wonderful birthday. We drank shots off a coffin in Garlic and Shots (where else), ate Greek food in Camden and watched Toby fall through a table in The Black Heart.
I’m now guzzling food to return my wasted, decrepit form to its usual vigour.
Horror Story Compilations
Okay - so Tales of the Macabre is only 99c, but the books in Tales of Terror are 100% FREE. So complete your collection of horror stories, including: ‘Love. Sex. Death.’, ‘The Hunger’, ‘Soulmates’, ‘Deus Vult’, and ‘Strings Attached’.
Midnight Whispers: 31 horror stories, including ‘Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 1’, ‘Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 2’, ‘Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 3,’ ‘Festival of the Damned,’ ‘The Morrígan.’
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Newton. I hope it’s a great one for you 🍻