99c SALE: Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 1-3

It's my birthday - so why not celebrate with my biggest sale yet?

Greetings, my wicked darlings!

Well, another year, and what is that I hear? The ticking clock of life continuing on its inexorable course towards final damnation.

Morbid? Nonsense. After all, the central heating is free in Hell and the entertainment? Well, I am sure a deviant like me will fit right in. You know, I think I have just the right outfit for it, too.

And I get to share my birthday with horror legends: Christopher Lee and Vincent Price! I would complete the set with Peter Cushing, but he had the temerity to emerge from the womb a day early.

Many thanks to my friends for arranging such a wonderful birthday. We drank shots off a coffin in Garlic and Shots (where else), ate Greek food in Camden and watched Toby fall through a table in The Black Heart.

I’m now guzzling food to return my wasted, decrepit form to its usual vigour.

Horror Story Compilations

Okay - so Tales of the Macabre is only 99c, but the books in Tales of Terror are 100% FREE. So complete your collection of horror stories, including: ‘Love. Sex. Death.’, ‘The Hunger’, ‘Soulmates’, ‘Deus Vult’, and ‘Strings Attached’.

Midnight Whispers: 31 horror stories, including ‘Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 1’, ‘Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 2’, ‘Tales of the Macabre, Vol. 3,’ ‘Festival of the Damned,’ ‘The Morrígan.’