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May 27, 2025
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Greetings, my wicked darlings!

Well, another year, and what is that I hear? The ticking clock of life continuing on its inexorable course towards final damnation.

Morbid? Nonsense. After all, the central heating is free in Hell and the entertainment? Well, I am sure a deviant like me will fit right in. You know, I think I have just the right outfit for it…

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