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A.J.Burton's avatar

NEVER TRUST MEN WITH BEARDS!!!🤣🤣

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Newton Webb's avatar

It's true. Their beards are big, because they are full of secrets.

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Caroline Barlow's avatar

You have just put me off my dinner! Yuck! On a par with some of the best I have read!

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Newton Webb's avatar

Oh no! I'm sorry to hear about dinner, but glad you enjoyed it!

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JD Russell's avatar

Loved it! I hope your real life version turned out better than Elric's. 😀

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Newton Webb's avatar

Oh it was a magnificent night.

I have no regrets 💅.

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Maureen's avatar

That was hilariously demented. Well done!

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Newton Webb's avatar

Thank you my darling, quasi based on a true story.

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