Newt's Nightmares
Greetings, my wicked darlings!
Hello from the frosty shores of Blighty, where the shift from Crete's delightful 30°C warmth to Britain's sub-zero chill is nothing short of a meteorological slap in the face. It's the kind of weather that turns coffee into a survival tool – until, of course, my skeleton starts jittering from the caffeine,…


